Now show that girl “Blink.” It will ruin her for life
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River and The Doctor
- River: What are you doing?
- The Doctor: Helping!
- River: You've got a screwdriver! Go build a cabinet!
- The Doctor: That's really rude!
Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
Reblogging for the last two posts
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some of the most bad-ass card alter art i’ve ever seen.
all by とあるステロイド骨格 @ pixiv
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Itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the goblin and washed the spider out.
Green Goblin, by Warren Manser.
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